And Then There's That Hunting Thing

If you insist on going hunting with me, Madge, you'll still need to do the cooking and cleaning.

Ummm ... shouldn't this be called an OUTDOOR/MORE OUTDOOR TEMPERATURE STATION?

DOES THIS AD MAKE ME WANT THE COLOGNE?

NOPE.

PLEASE RETURN YOUR OUTDOOR BURRITOS TO ...

... THE STORE WHERE YOU PURCHASED THEM.

WHAT'S SO HOT ABOUT DAVID BECKHAM?

'Nuff said.

WHAT'S GONNA BE ON OUR DEATH CERTIFICATE?

What killed us, Why we died. Where we died ... no matter how un-pretty it was!
[This is part of a real death certificate.]