Mario Lopez Makes Debut On Broadway in ...

... A CHORUS LINE

There's basically only one role he can play in the spirit of the script: the gay Latino boy two or three from the right in the movie version [and on stage, I think].

Come on out, Mario!

Click here: http://www.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=25696

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DRINK THIS STUFF AND YOU'LL MEET A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS
... OR ...
YOU'LL THINK YOU LOOK LIKE THIS ON YOU'RE WAY TO PLANTING YOUR FACE IN THE BAR FLOOR!

AND I WILL VOTE FOR ...