BLOOD ORANGES ARE IN SEASON FOR A VERY SHORT TIME.
If you watch FoodTV, you've seen them use these red-orange gems and then went to the store to get some ... to find none.
You ain't gonna find these at Kroger.
If you have a Whole Foods Market or Central Market in your area go there now. Selling for $1.99/pound, I got these two for $3.00. That's a lotta dough for two oranges, but now I can say I've eaten Blood Oranges and they were delicious!

YOU DON'T WANT TO EXPERIENCE THIS!

Report: Gay men being infected by drug-resistant bacteriaA new type of highly drug-resistant bacteria is being spread, possibly through sexual contact, among gay men in San Francisco, New York, Boston and Los Angeles, according to a new study. The report, which was published online by the journal Annals of Internal Medicine, found the greatest concentration of those infected by a form of the methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus to be in San Francisco's Castro and among gay men who receive treatment for HIV in health facilities in San Francisco and Boston. San Francisco Chronicle (1/15) , The New York Times (1/15)

How to avoid contracting it? WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS! especially if you've used any restroom that is not in your home!

And Then There's That Hunting Thing

If you insist on going hunting with me, Madge, you'll still need to do the cooking and cleaning.

Ummm ... shouldn't this be called an OUTDOOR/MORE OUTDOOR TEMPERATURE STATION?

DOES THIS AD MAKE ME WANT THE COLOGNE?

NOPE.

PLEASE RETURN YOUR OUTDOOR BURRITOS TO ...

... THE STORE WHERE YOU PURCHASED THEM.

WHAT'S SO HOT ABOUT DAVID BECKHAM?

'Nuff said.

WHAT'S GONNA BE ON OUR DEATH CERTIFICATE?

What killed us, Why we died. Where we died ... no matter how un-pretty it was!
[This is part of a real death certificate.]